I look dashing in this moustache. If I were a man I would be the pick of the litter.
BLOODY TEETHS.
SWOLLEN AZN CHIPMUNKSo today I got my wisdom teeths out. It was a blast. Now I get to spend a week relaxing on vicodin. Total bash. Come feed me mashed potatoes and watch horror movies with me. My bed is cozy and my kitties are cute! By the way this shit smells so bad and my mouth tastes like blood and the pain is excruciating. I need someone to take care of me. Taking boyfriend applications now please.
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